Friday, December 18, 2009

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Ever have one of those moments that you think to yourself "Are You Kidding Me"? Whether you burnt the supper, put a load in the dryer and forgot to turn it on, or just some silliness that just so happens to you.

I happen to have a "Are You Kidding Me" moment just the other day. Wednesday night, Matt was coming home late from work and I had to run Grace down to Awana. Once I got the girls loaded up in the van and pulling out, that moment hits me. This is what conspires:

Grace: "I'm scared".

Thinking that she was going to say she was scared of the dark

Mom: "Why"

Grace: "I am scared to have a baby".

Mom: "Who said we were having a baby".

Grace: "No, when I have a baby when I'm a mommy".

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!

Is this going to go where I think it's going to go.

Mom: "Well I don't think you will have to think of that until you are way older"

WHEW!!! I think that will satisfy her for now.

WRONG!!!

Grace: "I am scared they will cut open my stomach"

Mom: "What??? Well Grace not everyone gets their bellys cut"

Grace: "Did you get yours?"

Mom: "No "

Then the BIG QUESTION is asked

Grace: "Then how do they come out"

SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!! My six year old is asking me this, right now!!!

Mom: "They just come out".

Good answer...NOPE!!!

I hear a little giggling then I hear her say under her breath "It comes out of your bottom"

Mom: "We will talk more about that when your 12".

Made it to our destination. Diverted any further questions.

And that my friends is my "ARE YOU KIDDING ME" Moment.

Until Next Time...

God Bless

Jess

5 comments:

Lauren said...

MAGICAL!

Desiree' said...

oh no! lol...where do kids come up with their questions? too funny

Leah Robinson said...

Well I guess it's better than Alli Jo thinking the baby will POP out of my belly button LOL!

Ashley said...

That is funny! She just didn't want to accept any of your answers! It amazes me the moments kids come up with some of their questions.

Tera said...

Funny!! They are so inquisitive! :)